Shit

There are times that life decides to throw you a bone and then there are times that life decides to shit in your face.

It's nothing personal really, you just need to learn how to avoid it when it comes. As long as you can dodge the flying fecal matter splattered across the room by the rotating ceiling fan right above your head, you'll be fine.

That's easier said than done though.

Failure

Failure is merely the non-presence of success.

Vacancy

Your heart never feels empty until you find someone you want to fill it with.

Tattoos

Lab Coat Tattoos!

The Austrian

Her hair is smooth as chocolate ganache,
Her skin is fair as Chantilly cream.
She's shy, elegant, yet full of panache,
There's definitely more to her than it seems.

Travel

Richer in experience,
Poorer in the pockets.
Vienna was mysterious,
Paris? I'm besotted!