The other day I went to eat at McDonald's,
And found myself sleeping together with Ronald.
Then I went to KFC to go have me some Colonel,
One thing led to another, and we started to get carnal.
After which I thought I'd dig in at Burger King,
But the King and I ended up having a steamy fling.
So finally I decided I'd head over to Wendy's,
And found that the ol' girl was pretty damned bendy!
Saturday, January 30, 2010
Thursday, January 21, 2010
A (half-baked) story of robbery, blackmail and murder!
In a gingerbread house,
Lived a man and his spouse.
They had a dog and three cats,
And also a huge resident rat.
One day the rat ate the doors,
Windows, carpets, and more.
So then the man and woman got quite angry,
"It treats our house like it's made out of candy!"
They asked the cats to give pursuit,
But the three of them kept mute.
For the rat had long made a pact,
With the dog, were the cats to act.
If he didn't keep them at bay,
The rat would have something to say.
About what the dog did last summer,
To the neighborhood mail runner.
He bit off the head of the gingerbread man,
(Who happened to be the local postman),
And stuffed his body into tin foil,
Put him in the oven and set it to broil!
Lived a man and his spouse.
They had a dog and three cats,
And also a huge resident rat.
One day the rat ate the doors,
Windows, carpets, and more.
So then the man and woman got quite angry,
"It treats our house like it's made out of candy!"
They asked the cats to give pursuit,
But the three of them kept mute.
For the rat had long made a pact,
With the dog, were the cats to act.
If he didn't keep them at bay,
The rat would have something to say.
About what the dog did last summer,
To the neighborhood mail runner.
He bit off the head of the gingerbread man,
(Who happened to be the local postman),
And stuffed his body into tin foil,
Put him in the oven and set it to broil!
WTF am I doing with my life!?
Sometimes you wonder if it's worth pursuing your ideals to make the world a better place, when it seems more and more as you get older that it is an exercise in futility.
You look at your peers around you who give a lot less of a damn and they seem to be pretty bloody happy not caring much if at all. Sometimes that looks very attractive when you're standing on the other side.
But then you realize you've already decided on what path you want to take, and you wouldn't be happy doing it any other way, which leaves you having to soldier on, chronically depressed and unhappy to a certain extent, in order to just do your little bit for what you believe in.
At the end of the day one has to have faith that what one does will make a difference, however insignificant, and be content that the absence of complete and absolute devastation in this world is a sign that maybe, just maybe, what you and people who think the same like you are doing, is actually helping.
It's still too early to give up now anyway.
You look at your peers around you who give a lot less of a damn and they seem to be pretty bloody happy not caring much if at all. Sometimes that looks very attractive when you're standing on the other side.
But then you realize you've already decided on what path you want to take, and you wouldn't be happy doing it any other way, which leaves you having to soldier on, chronically depressed and unhappy to a certain extent, in order to just do your little bit for what you believe in.
At the end of the day one has to have faith that what one does will make a difference, however insignificant, and be content that the absence of complete and absolute devastation in this world is a sign that maybe, just maybe, what you and people who think the same like you are doing, is actually helping.
It's still too early to give up now anyway.
Sunday, January 10, 2010
I need some arms outstretched...
Its 16 miles, to the promised land
and I promise you, I'm doing the best I can
now don't fool yourself
in thinking you're more than a man
cause you'll probably end up dead
i visit these
mountains with frequency
and i stand here with my arms up
now some days, they last longer than others
but this day by the lake went too fast
and if you want me
you better speak up- i won't wait
so you better, move fast
don't fool yourself
in thinking you're more than you are
with your arms outstretched to me
now its 16 miles to the promised land
and i promise you i'm doing the best i can
now some days, they last longer than others
but this day by the lake went too fast
and if you want me, you better speak up i won't wait
so you better move fast
and some days they last longer than others
but this day by the lake went too fast
and if you want me, you better speak up i wont wait
so you better move fast
Rilo Kiley!
and I promise you, I'm doing the best I can
now don't fool yourself
in thinking you're more than a man
cause you'll probably end up dead
i visit these
mountains with frequency
and i stand here with my arms up
now some days, they last longer than others
but this day by the lake went too fast
and if you want me
you better speak up- i won't wait
so you better, move fast
don't fool yourself
in thinking you're more than you are
with your arms outstretched to me
now its 16 miles to the promised land
and i promise you i'm doing the best i can
now some days, they last longer than others
but this day by the lake went too fast
and if you want me, you better speak up i won't wait
so you better move fast
and some days they last longer than others
but this day by the lake went too fast
and if you want me, you better speak up i wont wait
so you better move fast
Rilo Kiley!
Saturday, January 9, 2010
Live life! Yes! Great! Whatever...
Life is too short,
to give up and abort,
your plans to live life,
despite all the strife.
For life is worth living,
as long as you keep giving,
and do not succumb,
to what makes your heart numb.
If we all learned to love,
to stop pushing and shove,
rather give way to others,
as if they were our brothers.
Surely we can find it in our hearts,
even when we are apart,
to keep living as we would,
without being told how we should.
to give up and abort,
your plans to live life,
despite all the strife.
For life is worth living,
as long as you keep giving,
and do not succumb,
to what makes your heart numb.
If we all learned to love,
to stop pushing and shove,
rather give way to others,
as if they were our brothers.
Surely we can find it in our hearts,
even when we are apart,
to keep living as we would,
without being told how we should.
Monday, January 4, 2010
Morals...
Virtue is only virtue,
If you don't let it hurt you.
Sin is only sin,
If you don't sin to win.
If you don't let it hurt you.
Sin is only sin,
If you don't sin to win.
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