Love at first sight?
Well, I reckon you need glasses.
Swept off your feet?
Well, I was mopping the floor.
Head over heels?
Well, I didn't mean to trip you.
You're the air that I breathe?
Well, I think I just farted.
Heart pounding faster?
Well, I told you to exercise.
Can't live without you?
Well, I hope you won't die then.
Miss you like crazy?
Well, I've always guessed you were nuts!
Darling, I love you?
Well, actually....
Me too.
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2 comments:
is that original?
REally cool........
It's a bit cynical, don't you think?
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