To day-dreaming chefs...

If you compiled your dreams,
Into a list of recipes,
I'm sure the cookbook would be a bestseller!

Cloyingly cheesy...

I once knew a girl named Mélodie,
A kind young maiden, so sweet and fair.
If my heart was a tooth, she'd be my tooth fairy,
and I'd stay up all night, just to catch a whiff of her hair.

Vagabonds...

As we walk across this peaceful earth,
Conflict mounts within our hearts.
Today we might still be on familiar turf,
Tomorrow? We could be worlds apart.

We are vagabonds wandering without an aim,
Will we live tomorrow or die today?
Life can be such a cruel, wretched game,
And in its rules, we have no say.

Those dear to us are far away, yet,
Those loathe to us, they're within an inch.
Our weathered souls can get no rest,
Our pained fragile minds recoil and wince.

In time our thoughts will start to stray,
Away from the good and kind within.
Our mental seams will begin to fray,
Lost is our pledge to commit no sin.

So we walk a path, we once dared not take,
And muddy ourselves up to our waist.
A love once spurned that turns to hate,
Because of reckless, youthful haste.

Though the quartz of time may not be kind,
To the travellers off the beaten path,
As deep as we can stare into the abyss' mind,
Hope still shines through a narrow shaft.

Hence in our meandering through this journey of life,
Take comfort in friends who will take your place,
When you protest against wickedness while on hunger strike,
Or just in an attempt to lose some weight.

English-Chinese translated poetry...

我的名叫毅，毅就代表毅力。
所以能耐，能耐到没有气力！

Yet more vulgarity...

I wanna go to China!
I wanna go to China!
Even if that means,
I won't see no vagina!

(figuratively speaking of course...)

My brain has turned squishy...

Right now I feel like I'm squeezing my brain as if it were an orange and I'm squeezing it so hard just to get every last drop of juice, when I can easily just go and buy a carton of it from the store.

The alternative seems so much easier.

But then again, Sunny-D just ain't the same thing as the freshly squeezed stuff!!!

Deliberation...

Words that are not spoken,
Are often words that have no meaning.
But if promises are broken,
Would it not be devoid of feeling?

Duty and desire

Duty and desire,
Both light my heart's fire.
But as I get old,
One starts to grow cold.

GDP (Gross, disgusting and perverse...)

I guess what marks the transition from an emerging economy to a developed country, is that people start paying more attention to political sex scandals than they do about the actual economy. We have truly arrived in the world! Malaysia boleh!

Crossing paths when time has lapsed...

I'm setting off on my journey,
But oh, what a great find!
Too bad that I'm leaving,
And I'm all out of time.

I wish I could stay,
To watch her sweet smile,
It brightens my day,
From as far as a mile!

Though I dare not proceed,
For faint of the heart.
If we're together today,
Tomorrow we'll part.

So farewell dear Mélodie!
I'll see you one day.
If for fate and serendipity,
You should stumble my way.

The ghost of man...

No harm from the supernatural will come for those true of heart and spirit,
the only harm that will come to those true of heart and spirit is from their fellow man.

Scared as shit...

Tomorrow is the day where I will hopefully be able to do the scariest thing I have ever done in my life.